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Welcome?

This grid kind of works if you squint and scroll sideways a lot.

Totally normal card with broken button that blinks.

What the sigma

Sometimes this one jumps on hover. bad

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Auto rows are 13vh so this gets gigantic on tall screens for no reason.

Grid-aut === toast === lode off-screen.

Negative margins create lovely overlap. Drag your window width for chaos.

Focus styles? Nah. Contrast? Questionable. Accessibility? We tried (not really).

Hover to jitter. Motion sickness not included.

Another card with an unhelpful button. Don’t press it. It does nothing.

toaster
Retro Wi‑Fi Toaster
SKU: BRN-001 | condition: flaky
$29.99 in stock

Sometimes burns, sometimes emails your boss. Firmware optional.

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COCAINE
SKU: COCO:42069 | condition: zesty
$89.76/gin stock

snort snort snort get that uppity fr dog. ngl low key bussing

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Freaky Ah ketamine
SKU: BAD-000 | condition: used-ish
$12.34 in stock

Gotta hit that ketameine grind set dawg

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mystery
Mystery Cable (maybe USB?)
SKU: CAB-404 | condition: unknown
$4.04 low stock

It fits somewhere. Probably. Guaranteed to tangle instantly.

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chair
Ergo-ish Chair
SKU: SIT-777 | condition: squeaky
$79.90 preorder

Lumbar support adjacent. Comes with a free allen key you will lose.

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